Key Club

An extremely hypocritical and self-righteous club that prides itself on the idea of community service. This club lives up to its ideal to some degree by volunteering and conducting community-service events;99.9% of members are Asian. However, during the events, members of this club typically outcast and refuse to socialize with other members who are not Asian. Key Club members are socially cruel in the sense that they believe anyone who is not Asian is not worthy of their attention or social interaction during events, or other club gatherings. Key Clubbers are loud, annoying and obnoxious white-washed Asians who only join to have something to put on their college applications. (Btw, this is NOT by any means an offense to Asians at large).