Keira
Keira is simply amazing. She is gorgeous and sporty. She is laid back and relaxed. She is so pretty that it stops your heart, and when she smiles it’s like the whole world lights up. She is feisty, and has a chaotic side, but she’s smart and gets good grades. Keira is friendly but stubborn, and if you offend her she holds a forever grudge! She is loyal and everyone is friendly with her. She has two friend groups, one with the popular gang and one with the not very popular people. Sometimes she talks so much with the popular people that she gets carried away and ignores her less popular friends, and it’s hurtful, but she doesn’t mean it. Overall Keira is a moral and good person with a heart of gold and a precise moral compass. She is very forceful about her opinion of what is wrong and right and doesn’t tolerate even thinking about doing something bad. She is a badass and won’t hesitate to break the nose of anyone who threatens or hurts her friends. She is often golden blonde with hair that looks like spun gold, and has blue eyes that look like flawless glittering sapphires, with olive tan skin and a sprinkling of freckles, and is very tall. Keira is heart-stopping.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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