Keeley
A keeley cannot be described most of the time. They are unpredictable...until you get to know them. They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly. Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis. A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends. A keeley can never have an original thought. We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley. A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK. A keeley is always a virgin. If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction. Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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