kearsley
kearsley is a place in bolton where there’s loads of slags and wanna be road men. all the wanna be’s have bikes the school in kearsley, named kearsley academy, is a shithole where there’s a load of bald noncy teachers like mr stones. miss mckee is a blonde little cunt who thinks she’s hard pulling people who have random bottles in there pocket, if she dosent like that person they will 100% get 1 hour detention after school all the year 7s act depressed cos there fave rapper died like fuck off u never knew them until after the death. the year 8s only post yolos and tellonyms on there stories and reply to them there self. year 9s just post pics of there arse and abs. year 10 post them self with a different lad every day and a pic of a joint every other day. year 11 just moan about gsces there’s loads of milfs with like 19 kids and they hang about the primarys holy shit nearly forgot about pilky then for fuck sake 😭😭 here’s a list of what happens in pilky: -people get raped in the bush -everything gets set on fire -police are there every night -loads of year 10s smoking weeeeeed -year 7s go there just to inhale the air and suddenly think there high -THE MAIN WANNABE ROADMEN AND SLAG HANG OUT Bad mans is the takeout place just off pilky n let me tell u now them people get terrored 😂 and that shop next to it that guy who works there is everyone’s besty think u have heard enough now! let me fucking warn u one time and one time only!!! NEVER FUCKING COME TO KEARSLEY
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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