Kaylie
Kaylie would seem like a nice friend at first, but she is actually a backstabbing bitch. She will first text you and become best friends with you, then she'll talk to you all day and all night, making your health worse and your eyebags bigger, occupying your time until you fall for her. She'll send you heart emojis and ask you questions like 'would you date me?' and 'If you liked me, I would like you back'. When you finally muster up the courage to confess to her, she'll say 'oh I liked you before but not now, how about we stay friends' which you are absolutely fine with. However, when you see her at school/work/anywhere, she'll ignore you and find excuses to get away from you. When you ask your friends why she hates you, they'll say a ton of different things which clarifies that she's a lying bitch who deserves to die in a motherfucking ditch. One day, you find out the truth that she didn't keep her promise and that she hates you for liking her. Now for the rest of your life, you'll have to avoid her and lose all your friends who stick with that asshole. (Of course, this isn't true for all Kaylies, but the one I became friends with was like this)
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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