Kayla
A very pretty girl. Usually shy at first until you get to know her then she opens up a lot more. Smart but kind of ditzy. Always want stability in her life. Likes to be in long term relationships. She wants to get married and have kids as soon as she can. She'd rather be a stay at home mom and wife than actually have a job. When she loves someone she loves them with everything she has and she'll never lose her feelings for you. Will make a very good wife and mother one day. Usually a country girl but still likes to go to the City to do things too. Not very fond of animals but loves kids. Can't sing worth a lick but does it anyways. Dances like a complete retard but has fun doing it. She is a very sweet girl and polite to everyone unless you give her a reason not to be. She can turn into a bitch from hell in 2.5 seconds if you cross her just right...so watch out! Can out drink anybody who comes her way but doesn't drink very often. Doesn't like to diet or exercise because she's happy with the way she looks and doesn't think that she needs to change anything about her. She has a very kind heart and always thinks of others and never puts herself first. She is the funniest chick you will ever meet. She doesn't even have to do anything but she can make you burst into laughter in no time. She's a very sexual person and isn't embarrassed to talk about sex and things of that nature. She's just all around a damn good girl.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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