Kayaking
Whitewater kayaking- For the man who has nothing left to loose. Most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. White water kayaking is dominated by ADHD young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub. Squirt boating- Sometimes riding on top of terrifying class V rapids isn't enough. Squirt boaters sink their kayaks and ride under the water through crazy rapids. They come up every once in a while to catch their breathe but that's pretty much it. Soon squirt boaters will be extinct due to natual selection. *Maybe the only group of people in the world that smoke more weed than snowboarders per capita* Playboating- Standing waves form in many rivers. Playboaters find those waves and surf them all day long. As boats become better and kayakers become better, new tricks are created all the time. Playboaters enjoy cartwheels, loops and blunts (The trick and the other one). Sea Kayaking- The sport for the man who is content with his life. Can be very tame (Gulf of Mexico) or as tricky as an easy whitewater river (Washington). Finally, a boat that can carry a full keg (or 5). Recreational kayaking- includes fishing, having fun at the beach, kayaking easy rivers or just having fun at the lake. The gateway drug to the other types of kayaking.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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