KATHENA
The most magical, beautiful, ancient yet timeless woman you’ll ever meet. An ancient prodigy Across all timelines and dimensions. She glows in a way only a rare shooting star can. The proof is in the pudding, yes. But when it comes to her poetry ? The proof will always be in her poetry! She only speaks through things you can’t see with the human eyes. She speaks through music and love. Most importantly, she is a SOLDIER. She was born a fighter. For herself and her family & friends. But be very cautious. She goes by the saying “One doubt - you’re out!”. Lol figure it out. She is royalty. And so are all her children. She is the true definition of luck. The goddess of fortune and beauty. She grew up in a prison. Till she found out it was her mind all along. She is the funniest person on the planet. Very dark humor. That’s how she copes ? She despises judge-mental people and consider them ugly souls. Moving state to state like its 1998 - This has made her a humble demon yet a noble saint. Cherish her if you ever are lucky enough to come across her. She’s everyone’s fantasy. Man, woman, trans or gay. She’s loved and adored by ALL. She is the next sex symbol like Marilyn Monroe. The face of the cosmos and galaxies!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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