Katey
Katey: Where do I even start, well let’s start with I wouldn’t be me if it wasn’t for her. I have never loved before. Hoping this will be my only love. Will do anything in my power to make this my only love. Having Katey in my life is the best thing to ever happen without a doubt. Her hair is therapy to my heart, I find safety in her smile. I feel warmth in her skin. I look into her eyes I see the galaxy in twine with her perfectness. Every curve of her body is a new story labeled perfect. Every inch is like a thousand new kilometres to discover. From her toe nails to her hair follicles is perfect. My love for Katey cannot be put into words i’m trying my best. We are having some problems but who said they wouldn’t fix. Yes we have disagreements yes we have arguments. But I couldn’t be more committed to anything in my life than what I am to you. I adore you and there’s nothing I would change about you. Katey when your reading this please don’t cry, just know you are my princess. i’d give my heart away to let yours beat 1 more. i’d do anything in my power to keep you happy. I want a family with you. So please Katey accept the fact your my soulmate and please let us recreate the world together. I love you <3 Forever and always <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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