Kali
From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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