Kailey
Kailey is a beautiful girl, and loves anime, usually has blonde hair, loves music, drawing, playing video games, and hanging out with friends, but don't get on her bad side, and if you do, HIDE! She is a fighter, but can be a lover, she also likes writing storys, and/or telling them, traveling, she likes to learn about specific things, like geometry, and languages, and she says and asks dumb/silly/random questions/things such as: "if a bar of soap falls on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?" and "a fart is just the ghost of the food we ate" etc. and she does have a side though, and when/if she falls, be there to catch her, she may say she hates/doesnt like hugs, but thats her asking for one, kaileys usually have mental disorders, and stuff, but she doesnt let people know, and kailey's always trying to make people happy, even if she cut herself the night before or someone/she did something to cause herself pain (you never know), she ignores her own pain for other people, so give kailey a hug every once in a while even if kailey doesnt have a mental disorder, it makes her happy, and kaileys give good hugs!! and WARNING: KAILEYS MAY STALK YOU WE HAVE NO LIABILITY AS TO WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE TOMORROW NIGHT IN YOUR WINDOW, MAYBE EVEN AN INFLATABLE T-REX WITH KAILEY IN IT! and if kailey has a cruch, she wont give up until kailey has you wrapped around her finger!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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