Kafka
The UGLIEST name you could possibly give to your dog, child, or any other thing in your life. It is so ugly that whoever is bestowed with this hideous name, will be destined to have a horrible life. And only to be ended by a horrible death. Kafka is a terrible name because it has many other meanings that people often overloook. It means things such as: - Horse porn - That white stuff that accumulates on the corners of your mouth when you get thirsty - An extremely deadly disease - What people from foreign countries run for their lives from - The fungus in between your toes - The eye boogers/crusties when you wake up in the morning. These are all ugly, nasty things that just prove that Kafka is not a name that should be used by anyone, unless that person wants to ruin a potential Kafka's life. If you run into a Kafka, turn around and run the opposite direction and never look back. If you are lucky enough to get away with your life, call an ambulance and stay where you are. Just from standing near a Kafka, you can contract cabs, Herpes and genital warts all at the same time. Be careful, and think twice before you name ANYTHING Kafka.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
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