Justin DaDoom
Justin DaDoom was a Drow Elf Assassin circa 1986. After joining as a mere initiate, he eventually rose up through the ranks of the Assassin's Guild, ultimately becoming the Grandfather of Assassins after defeating the Grandmother of Assassins in hand to hand combat. Justin DaDoom is best known for the Curse he laid upon one of his foes: "Every Time You Run, You Fall Down". Needless to say, that foe spent the remainder of his life either moving slowly or tumbling about. Another well-known fact about Justin is that he HATED Stinky Vaginas, as his father before him also hated them. There was little known to repulse the DaDoom males more than Stinky Vag. Justin DaDoom also enjoyed belching profusely, which he barely managed to keep under control while in Stealth Mode. Some of Justin DaDoom's traveling companions included Telyx, Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Jarga Sin, and Celedon Kierney. Justin amassed great wealth during his lifetime, including all of the following artifacts: Vorpal Sword +5 Bastard Sword +6 Sling of Seeking +5 Elven Chainmail +6 Gauntlets of Ogre Power/Swimming/Dexterity/Climbing Ring of Chameleon Power Ring of Free Action Ring of Spell Turning Browning Automatic Rifle When last seen, he was being tutored by Nemesis Tor'turre in the ways of magic, and had attained 10th level as a Mage in addition to his 20th level as an Assassin.
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