Justin
Justin is the sweatiest guy you'll ever meet. He's always overheating, kind of an asshole, and never fails to be a fair weather friend, no matter how much you need him. He likes to make bad dad jokes and bad life decisions, but never fails to laugh at his own jokes. His life is a dark comedy, but like a low budget one. Justin gets angry when he's hungry, when he walks up stairs his ankles make clicking sounds, and his only talent is that his penis floats in the bathtub. He's surely the least beautiful person inside and out. He cares a lot about every animal in his life, which makes him a wonderful cat janitor.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Always shipped in proper package and timely
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
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My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
A little spendy, but worth it.
Arrived carefully packaged
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
I love it! Thanks! So
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
It’s pretty damn cool
I love my mug! 💘
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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