Jungkook
Jungkook is the being you've been unconsciously desiring all your life. He is the end goal and yet, he's the start. He is the genesis but nevertheless your demise. He is what the entirety of your life has been leading up to. He is much akin to the rule of gravity, yet the law of him is impossible to spot with the naked eye. You have to be enlightened. Although he shares many traits in common with his more aged (yet equally flawless) counterpart Jimin, their method of destruction is vastly different. Jungkook's is the very antithesis. For one, he does not consume your thoughts, for he is the very reason you are thinking in the first place. There is nothing to give up for him, since he is invaluable and because everything you've ever wanted in life is already Jungkook, but in another form or it's merely a pawn piece in his massive game of chess that he is playing with your mortality and existence . He is pure unrivaled perfection. And once you realize that fact; that he is your meaning. That is when you'll ascend mentally into the golden waiting list inside a beautiful purple-hued paradise named Boraward, because at the end of the day no matter who you are, where you're from, your skin color, or your gender identity there is one indelible rule besides 'The Law of Jungkook' and that is that you need to get your ass in line.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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