Jungkook
Jungkook is the being you've been unconsciously desiring all your life. He is the end goal and yet, he's the start. He is the genesis but nevertheless your demise. He is what the entirety of your life has been leading up to. He is much akin to the rule of gravity, yet the law of him is impossible to spot with the naked eye. You have to be enlightened. Although he shares many traits in common with his more aged (yet equally flawless) counterpart Jimin, their method of destruction is vastly different. Jungkook's is the very antithesis. For one, he does not consume your thoughts, for he is the very reason you are thinking in the first place. There is nothing to give up for him, since he is invaluable and because everything you've ever wanted in life is already Jungkook, but in another form or it's merely a pawn piece in his massive game of chess that he is playing with your mortality and existence . He is pure unrivaled perfection. And once you realize that fact; that he is your meaning. That is when you'll ascend mentally into the golden waiting list inside a beautiful purple-hued paradise named Boraward, because at the end of the day no matter who you are, where you're from, your skin color, or your gender identity there is one indelible rule besides 'The Law of Jungkook' and that is that you need to get your ass in line.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
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