Jule
A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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