Jule
A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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