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The unmerciful uncivilized unfair pieces of shit they hire in the so-called "judicial system" which is about the biggest crock of shit there is out there. Judges are pansies, often punishing the innocent and letting the guilty walk free. That's why nobody has faith in the judicial system anymore. You're better off to take the law into your own hands. Ever been to divorce court? The judge almost always hears out the womans side of the case and totally ignores the mans side. In most cases 99% of the time the woman is fucking gold digging bitch looking to milk the innocent man of all he's worth and then some. When the man talks of how he can't handle it because he doesn't make that much the judge throws the book at the guy, often holding him in contempt and telling him how he's a deadbeat because he can't afford to fund his soon to be ex wifes luxurious lifestyle with her new man that she was cheating on her faithful soon to be ex husband to start with.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C. Jan 4

The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

Margaret D. Jan 4
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.

Marc A. Jan 4
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Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious

John C. Jan 4
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great

frey Jan 4

Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever

Cole M's F. Jan 3

Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

Fard P. Jan 3

Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.

Cole J. Jan 3

Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.

Alice L. Jan 2
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

Rasmus M. Jan 2

I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

Cole N. Jan 2

Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

Jonathan J. Jan 2
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R. Jan 2
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The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R. Jan 2
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Great mug got one for my highschool crush

Gabriel Z. Jan 2

I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.

Zeezee E. Jan 2
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Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!

Andrew O. Jan 2
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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂

Tia Jan 2

Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.

Hans C. Jan 1

I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

Benjamin P. Jan 1
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