Joseph
Joseph is undoubtedly God’s favourite. Handsome, but never one to boast, he carries himself with quiet confidence and stops to help others without expecting praise. Thoughtful, kind, caring, and hilariously funny, his humour sneaks up on you. His music taste is impeccable — if he could wear AirPods on his wedding day while his bride walks down the aisle, he would. He’s a wise forgiver who studies people with understanding, not judgment. To strangers, he’s grounded and friendly, but with those he trusts, he’s loud, raw, and fiercely loyal. When Joseph speaks to you, it feels like you’re the only one in the room. His presence lingers — his eyes unforgettable. Joseph is breathtaking, a beautiful man with a love that could fill galaxies. He needs a woman just like him — magnetic, unforgettable. She lights up a room without asking, graceful and elegant, admired quietly. Her soul is gentle, kind, and deeply loyal. She shares her raw, boisterous self only with those she trusts and communicates with a tender heart that heals. She is joy in motion, loved by all, and shares Joseph’s love for music — her playlists are thoughtful, and yes, she’d want AirPods on her wedding day too. Small in size but grand in personality, she is Joseph’s match — not alike, but soulmates who understand each other. Together, their love burns quietly, deeply, and forever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
Pissah!
nice.
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
Give me the mug
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Best mug ever!
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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