josaph
josaph is someone all the women in the world want to fuck, he is hot and sexy and everyone really feels a need to fuck him. he is also loyal to all girls he knows. if you are his friend and want to date him, sucks to be you he only settles for the new signal hottest women and you have no chance. he also cares deeply about others feeling so if you dont have emotions you also have no chance. the world is always behind josaph because he is kind loving respectful and most of all hot as fuck. everyone really engoys his presence unlike you do with most idiotic fuckers these days. if you meet him you will try and try but no progress will be made he is also not someone you want to mess with because if you do he will fuck you up bad you will get your ass absolutely kicked by this machine of a man. most people who know josaph are good friends of his. he is not a ego inflicted wise ass like most people nowadays. he is a person who is always nice and has your back as long as you've got his. he dose not think he is better than others even when he obviously is. sometimes. he is muscular smart has lots of wisdom and is someone you will always want to hang out with. if you actually read this far you deserve to know that josaph is just Joseph but his mom has a heavy accent so it sounds like josaph.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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