josaph
josaph is someone all the women in the world want to fuck, he is hot and sexy and everyone really feels a need to fuck him. he is also loyal to all girls he knows. if you are his friend and want to date him, sucks to be you he only settles for the new signal hottest women and you have no chance. he also cares deeply about others feeling so if you dont have emotions you also have no chance. the world is always behind josaph because he is kind loving respectful and most of all hot as fuck. everyone really engoys his presence unlike you do with most idiotic fuckers these days. if you meet him you will try and try but no progress will be made he is also not someone you want to mess with because if you do he will fuck you up bad you will get your ass absolutely kicked by this machine of a man. most people who know josaph are good friends of his. he is not a ego inflicted wise ass like most people nowadays. he is a person who is always nice and has your back as long as you've got his. he dose not think he is better than others even when he obviously is. sometimes. he is muscular smart has lots of wisdom and is someone you will always want to hang out with. if you actually read this far you deserve to know that josaph is just Joseph but his mom has a heavy accent so it sounds like josaph.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
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