Jorge Masvidal
Street Jesus and the Baddest Motherfucker alive. This is no exaggeration; he literally became the BMF in 2019 after destroying Nate Diaz for the BMF belt. He also has the fastest knockout in UFC history after having knocked out Ben Askren in five seconds. He is called Street Jesus because he looks like Jesus Christ, and prior to fighting professionally, he used to fight on the streets when he was as young as 17 (like when he fought Ray in Kimbo Slice's yard). When he knocks out his opponent, he claims he is baptizing them. Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight. The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action. Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
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