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1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years. Some rare symptoms are: 1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie. 2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness) 3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time. 4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver. Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore. Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven. Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2

Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.

Slag May 1

i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!

maddie w. May 1

briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!

maddie w. Apr 30

*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.

Joseph R B. Mar 23

Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.

Douglas L. Mar 19
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C. Mar 16
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Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B. Mar 11
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

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shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!

Edis B. Feb 27

Good quality, not cheesy.

Gail L. Feb 24
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.

Martin D. Feb 23
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Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.

Eugene H. Feb 1
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.

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10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.

Patrick M. Jan 27
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I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.

Bridget B. Jan 17
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It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!

Aviva S. Jan 16
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Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!

Christine D. Jan 15
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What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz

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