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3 guys who everyone loves cos they think they are hot. Even though they are a bit crap and pointless, I never had anything against them personally. That is until they started ripping off my favourite songs. One of their most disgraceful covers, "One for the radio" is actually by an amazing band called McFly. However, the Jonas Brothers were very sneaky about this. They knew that not that many people knew McFly or OFTR in America, so they decided to cover the song and now everyone thinks it their song cos they don't know the real version. They are apparently fans of McFly, so they shouldnt have done this to them. It was awful. Not only does it not have the "better than an explosion" type sound that is associated with the real band, but nothing about it relates to the JB's. First of all, it was written about being a pop band that people pretend to hate but secretly love, and they are saying that they don't care whether people like them or not. Does this sound like the Jonas Brothers to you? No. Of course they care what people think, they are marketed pretty much only through their looks, and are obsessed with their image. That isnt not caring, so it is hypocritical to sing a song saying that they don't care when they clearly do. Second of all, the "we don't care" backing vocals don't even sound Australian. They are meant to be, because the real song recorded the backing vocals from Australian fans. Still, don't hate the song itself. It is actually a really awesome song, but they ripped it off and destroyed it. And now everyone thinks its by JB when they are obviously not capable of writing such an amazing song. This goes for any others that they have ruined. They must be stopped. Other than that, I don't really care much either way about their music. Whatever. Its not like theyre famous for their music as much as their looks anyway so who cares?

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.

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I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

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Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

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Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.

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My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable

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This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.

Alice J. 2024-02-08

Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!

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These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!

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The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

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