Jonas Brothers
Three guys (if you can even call them that) who for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren't retarded. Their "music" (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do 'cause man, there's a LOT of them. Random things I feel like ranting about: 1. They. Are. Not. Rock. Not now, not ever. If you think they are rock you should probably just drop dead now. Like, right now. Thanks. 2. ANYONE comparing JB to The Beatles should automatically just fall off the damned earth on to their own little planet of terrible music (JB, Miley Cyrus, all other Disney tools). It's best for everyone who actually know what real music is. 3. I see them EVERYWHERE I go. Which is indeed a horrible sight on account of I don't enjoy my eyes spazzing at the sight of them. And on that note... 4. THEY'RE SO FUCKING UGLY. Christ they look like deformed giraffes combined with dead raccoons (no offense to either specie). 5. It makes me laugh in a beyond retarded manner when the best insult fans can come up with is "YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!" ('Your' usually used instead of the correct 'you're' on account of their brains have melted to nothingness). The fuck is there to be jealous of? Sure I'm not famous, sure barely anyone knows my name, but I have more talent than they will ever have, thus, THEY should be jealous of ME. Biiitch. 6. Hopefully, if we are lucky enough, in a few months JB will dissapear without a trace. YAY FOR VANISHING
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!
Good quality, not cheesy.
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
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