johnny and jane Mug
term first coined by me and friends to refer to the countless laughably unsingleminded white guys and girls that inhabit major cities in the uk. johnnys are white guys whose behaviour is a disgrace to the male gender. this includes when they dress up for fancy dress/themed nights and make fools out of themselves in attempts to impress janes in the hope of securing sloppy white people sex for later on. johnnys also love public houses where they can drink to excess and then blame their disgraceful behaviour on their alcohol consumption. their disgraceful, unfunny, cringeworthy & uncool white behaviour is frequently passed off as "banter" which makes it acceptable and even encouraged in todays white society. however, johnnys seem to be able to cast spells over janes because janes invariably pair off with johnnys despite their disgraceful, typically white and uncool behviour. in this way, johnnys and janes feed off one another and depend on one another to feel vindicated in their own disgraceful behaviour. they are ideally suited to one another, so mush so that they will never realise how disgracefully white their behaviour is.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.