John
John is the name of a sexy, handsome, adorable, cute as can be guy. He is usually paired with girls named Marissa, because a John is the only one who can handle her craziness. John is a perfect guy to date because he is caring, loving, protective, loyal, trust-worthy, hilarious, romantic guy who will do anything to make his girl happy. John will not let his girl go for anyone else; he is very protective. He is moody on occasion and will only open up to someone he knows he can trust but when he does spill what's on his mind he can be very emotional and shows that he has true feelings. John will not let this out to just anyone though. John also has a playful side that shows when he hangs out with his many guy friends. John is a man who is respectable, successful and intelligent. He usually is an extremely good athlete which puts him in amazing shape. His body is tight and very muscular with gorgeous abs, biceps, and legs. Johns usually do not realize how amazing they are and anyone who tries to tell them will not get through. John is a tall brunet with very tan, perfect skin and dark brown eyes that hold many secrets. His gaze will make any girl's stomach flutter. John's kisses are passionate and filled with his love for you and he is AMAZING in bed. John is an fabulous man and any girl who is with him is crazy to ever let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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