John
A destroyer of expectations and Johns hate them. Quiet and brilliant when he wants to be, but also loud and insane. Extremely talented but never shows it, can be greedy but shares with those he loves. A John just doesn't care because in his eyes you were unworthy, a John is better than you. A John doesn't speak to you because he's scared, if he did talk to you, it was either for necessity, pity, or for a slim few, respect. Women are lucky for a John to take interest in them because a John will be a golden retriever boyfriend who can also control you and take care of you the right way. A Johns memory is better than a crazy ex-girlfriends. A deuce, hear him out, you will agree with him and hate yourself for doing so. A John will also make you feel the most insane orgasms and genuinely makes you feel like he cares about you in both bed and wherever else, and he genuinely will care about you. Most likely a closeted racist/ anti-homosexual. A Johns politics are heartless but right, because of how handsome or funny they are you will just go along with it anyway because you want to be privileged enough to touch him. A John is able to admit when he’s wrong and change. A John will end up getting over it so fast that he will end up living in your head while he's already been on the next thing for a while. A walking contradiction. A John hates the spotlight but finds themselves drawn to it. A John is a demigod on earth who could lead us to greatness but feels like we don't deserve it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected! Thank you!
It's perfect!! Thank you!
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!
Good quality, not cheesy.
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
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