John
A misunderstood man. He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight. Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it. He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.