John Mug
The most sweet & loving guy I've ever met, he's very intelligent, smart, and extremely handsome. He's always there when I need him, he makes me smile when I feel like crying. He is the most perfect guy I've ever met. I want to spend the rest of my days with him. I love him so much. One day he will do great & amazing things. He has a beautiful personality. <3 I'm very grateful to have him in my life. A John is a handsome young man, he is very caring and compassionate about others. Everyone that has a John in there life should be very thankful. John is just the most amazing guy I've ever met. And I'm so, so, so, thankful to have him in my life. Whoever ends up with him in the future is the most luckiest girl in the whole entire universe. He stole my heart from day one, and he will more than likely steal yours too. John makes everything better when he's there. He is always there for anyone that needs him. So please if you have a John in your life please don't loose him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.