John

A hungry boy with a big temper and even bigger shoe size, because of his swollen ankles due to his kidney disease. John is always willing to help out a friend, especially if that friend has recently come upon a windfall of inheritance when his or her grandparent has passed away suddenly. John has strong kicks and punching skills, and has a basic comprehension of Microsoft Office Suite 2010. Don't cross John when he's watching Family Feud, or you'll find out first hand the passionate rage that bubbles and boils inside of his belly. Also, great kisser when you're sleeping.