Jockism
The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins. There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance. The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
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