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football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
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