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football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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