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football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
Perfect!!
My nut hurts my nut hurts help
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
my partner thought it was very silly
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
I've discovered a game-changer for my morning coffee ritual: the Largebog ceramic mug. This mug isn't just another piece of kitchenware; it's a masterpiece that elevates the entire coffee experience. Firstly, the design is stunning yet understated. Its sleek, minimalist look fits perfectly in any kitchen or office setting. The matte finish not only feels luxurious but also ensures a secure grip, making those early mornings a little easier to handle. What truly sets this mug apart, though, is its functionality. The ceramic material retains heat exceptionally well, keeping my coffee piping hot for much longer than other mugs I've owned. No more rushing to finish my brew before it gets cold! Another standout feature is its generous size. Whether I'm craving a quick espresso shot or a hearty mug of Americano, there's ample room to indulge without constantly refilling. Plus, the wide, sturdy handle makes it comfortable to hold, even when my hands are still groggy from sleep. Cleaning is a breeze, too. The smooth surface doesn't stain easily and is dishwasher-safe, which is a lifesaver during busy mornings. Overall, the Largebog ceramic mug has become an essential part of my daily routine. It combines style with functionality flawlessly, making every sip of coffee a delight. If you're looking to upgrade your morning brew experience, I can't recommend this mug enough.
cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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