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people who think they are more important than the world itself...because they play sports. what about doctors, nurses, humanitarian workers, making the world a better place and the real heroes of todays society! should they think they are better than anyone else? well theyre better than jocks for sure! there are certainly those who are good for nothing except for their sports, drinking/other drugs, raping people of both sexes and committing other crimes, and getting a pat on the back or cock up the arse by their jock mates! many who play their sports are bogans or other words you can use to describe people who do nothing for society except filling up jail. and they do spend their time on urban dictionary and doing other "nerdy" things, despite what they say. and you also dont even have to look at them to get a response like "what are you lookin at faggot?" or along those lines! of course, then you get those who pick on others and stop if they meet their match, or even someone who is more than that! now this doesnt mean that all of them are like this, but if some turned on each other and ending up killing themselves the world would be a much better place! of course the sports clubs must share some of the blame though!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
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Word on front, definition on back
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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

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Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!

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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.

Sugar T.Dec 9

As always, a great gift.

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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

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I am very please with the mug. Thank you!

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ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN

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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!

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Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front

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girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend

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the urge to buy it and write cum on it

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Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!

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These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

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It’s a great way to store my pencils.

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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son

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