Joan
Joan is a narcissist who will purposely try to find you at Starbucks just to show you pictures of her vacations. She likes talking about Switzerland a lot. That’s all she talks about, because that’s all she has. She will also go to your house and peek through your window to check up on you after you’ve broken up with her. She will also stalk your Instagram stories, and then go to your boyfriends house to say that you were “harassing her and messaging her pictures” of you and your boyfriend when the psycho was actually just stalking your Instagram stories. She will also make fake profiles to message you about things she saw through her exes phone. She will lie to make herself sound good, but it isn’t true at all. She likes to make up a lot of stories.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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