JKA
JKA - Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy. Meh. Single player sucked, Rosh ruined it. Onto MP: Don't even attempt. First, you have the RPG Servers. One word: Gay. Without ForceMod, an RPG modification, RPGs will suck balls even harder than without it. Typically an RPG server is made up of about 5 admins, 3 noobs, and 5 semi experienced players hosted from some kid's mom's house in Kansas, so it's most likely a lagfest. You have people shouting out shit randomly, people attacking you and when you retaliate, "LAMMER LOL /instaban!" I will demonstrate the typical time spent on an RPG server: SDF: Hey guys! Admin: Fuck you kid, you're a dick. SDF: LOL, INTERNET. Person: hy can u are pee with me i want ot cayber cex pleaz SDF: No. Person: plz. SDF: No. Person: plz..!!!!!! Admin: lohl its r p server my mom said so , sex or gtfo. SDF: *Admins and Noobs all attack SDF at once. SDF retaliates and beats them all. He is immediately overwhelmed with claims of hacks and lames. Next? Instaban. The other main server that will piss you off are the JA+ ones. Let's take the server Dread for example. Typically you won't even be able to get on the server it's so full, and if you manage to get in you regret it. There are genuine jackasses there that will do anything in their power to make you "raged." These attempts, obviously, fail miserably. Other times, you'll find a few new players there being ridiculed by the "pros" for starting out. Let me once again demonstrate. -After 1 hour of trying to get into Dread, you finally make it!- SDF: Hey! =/JµNDøN/=: Elitist Union. =/JµNDøN/=: EZ. Pro'd 100-0 ÇrâçkëR: lawl junden is my gawd. =/JµNDøN/=: New GK Technology. After being beaten through "GK," or Grip-Kick, I bid JuNDoN a good game. SDF: GG Jundon, man you're good. =/JµNDøN/=: LOL, SO RAGED. SDF: Raged? =/JµNDøN/=: AHAHH it's so obvious. HERO: LOL RAGE Penismaster23432: lo0l raged SDF. SDF: Could someone please explain what rag-- HERO: LOLOL penismaster20934234: JSOSODF =/JµNDøN/=: KIIKKIKIK. Another situation. DreadxSouly: LoL SDF, you're no match for me kid. DreadxSouly: FAIL. SDF: Damn, you beat me. DreadxSouly: Damn right kid. DreadxSouly: Sit. SDF: Yes master. DreadxSouly: Good pet. DreadxSouly: OO, admin. Bye SDF. SDF was banned from Dread. That just about sums it up. Don't play JK:SP unless you love games with cheesy storylines and (not-so)happy endings. Don't play JK:MP unless you want to be banned by trigger happy admins, or being ridiculed for being a "rager" or a crybaby and told to sit all the time. Especially stay away from the Euro servers. Don't worry, if you're American/Canadian/Etc and you get made fun of from a Euro, they're just jealous of you. =
The Urban Dictionary Mug
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
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