jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn. 2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers. 3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms. plural: jizz patties