Jilly
A Jilly is an ancient creature that eats your soul, Grinds it up with its false fangs then spits it back in your face. When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten. A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance: - Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face. - Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look. - It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled - It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money, - It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its meat curtains revealing it's thin distressed legs from large amounts of friction enforced upon them leaving them some-what eroded
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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