jhessenia
There are many yesenia/jesenia variations, but this one is a fucking tragedy because some parent thought it’d be quirky to spell it that way. The silent “H” stands for Horny because that’s what she is 24/7. She radiates good humor and charisma, but is also bitchy and downright depressing. She carries both extremes, the best (or worst) of both worlds. Jhessenia can be very supportive and likes to be sort of a therapist to her friends and acquaintances, even when she is in dire need of one herself. Overall, she is down to earth and fun to be around.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
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