jewmock
Jewmock is the name of an individual, he is well known across planets for his miscomings like the want to peg a child every 30 seconds, normally having one on standby on his vehicular object of choice. Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken. Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds. Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
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