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Jesus was way cool. Everybody like Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine, and if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool. If you were blind, or lame, you just went to Jesus and he would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix. He could have told the future. He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could have danced better than Baryshnikov. Jesus would have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, did a little dance, and went up to heaven. I mean, that's so cool. No wonder there are so many Christians.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P.May 16
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BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X.May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P.May 16
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B.May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

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It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J.May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W.May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I.May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W.May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z.May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

ToryMay 9
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It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C.May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A.May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N.May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l.May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H.May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w.May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B.May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H.May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d.May 4

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