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Jesus was way cool. Everybody like Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine, and if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool. If you were blind, or lame, you just went to Jesus and he would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix. He could have told the future. He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could have danced better than Baryshnikov. Jesus would have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, did a little dance, and went up to heaven. I mean, that's so cool. No wonder there are so many Christians.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

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My friend loves his gift coffee mug!

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urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

alex l.Aug 3
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you

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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

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Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

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Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.

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Loved it!

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My 4th cup purchase just love them

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He loved the mug!

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The cup is very nicely designed

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Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

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Great mug. Super customer service!

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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad

June N.Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

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The definition really makes it

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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

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THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!

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Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.

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