Jesus
gods "son", originally it was the sun on the centre of the cross of the zodiac, now the sun has been personified as gods "son", there are entire religions based on missed fact: in the nothern hemisphere on dec 22 the sun gets to its lowest point in the sky directly under the crux constilation or(the cross) for 3 days till the 25th, then it starts to rise higher in the sky forshadowing spring/renewed life of crops, animals, plantlife ect., therefore the "son" died on the cross for 3 days and was resurrected. the twelve decifulls are the 12 months on the mian calender also know as cross of the zodiac. the entire basis of all religion is based on astrological events twisted into human lives and stories. in fact the bible has countless astrological metaphors and imagery which are historically and astrologically acurate. the bible is also one of worst cases of plagerism in human history stealing every story as well as "historical event" from religions coming before christianity. most believers in todays religions are just to narrow minded or brainwashed to realize it or research it in any way. go ahead look it up for yourself or better yet search for and download or watch the movie zeitgeist. it goes much further into the specifics and details then i ever could on here. for religion a force that is supposed to be a good thing and show others how to live and treat each other, it has caused more seperation of people, races and nationallities, not to mention death and war then anything else on the face of this planet. i dont know what god is, or if there even is one, but i guarantee all these religions have got it really wrong. if you beleive in anything other then the golden rule or karma your brainwashed by human ideals.
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