jessica simpson
Born and raised in Dallas, Texas, she made her first mark in the genre of contemporary Christian music. In the late 90's, she landed a record deal with Columbia records. The first album she debut then was Sweet Kisses which unleashed the singles "I Wanna Love You Forever," "I Think I'm In Love," and "Where You Are." Her next album Irresistable in 2001 was also a hit record with the title track spawned and accomplishing the Hot 100 (#15), the Rhythmic Top 40 (#12), Top 40 Mainstream (#3) and Top 40 Tracks (#5). Her next album is titled In This Skin, which is described by Simpson as "uplifting and real". She is also an often extremely overrated girl in terms of her looks. She has a square jaw, square face, square cheekbones, a strong nose with a bump on the bridge, lips that can only appear pronounce with appropriately applied lipstick, projecting eyebrow ridges, and simple eyes with no flair unless drastically aided by eyeshadow or eyeliner. She would be most suitable as a fairly handsome man if not an average one. Only with good airbrushing, directing of her face to the camera, and other means of softening her look would make her passable as feminine. Her body is curvaceous and overall nice as it is. Her hair appears healthy enough. Yet, the credit to her looks lies in her media-attributed sex appeal, the prancing in her videos, and other aspects of a bubblegum star along with her hair and body. She is indeed a butterface. She also appears remarkably stupid whether it's due to a bit of acting or not in her NewlyWeds reality show starring her and her husband Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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