Jessica
Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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