jess
Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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