Jean
An article of clothing for people with TWO legs. It was made popular during the California Gold rush in the United States. A jean is awesome because it typically fits the contours of a person's butt, be it lumpy, skinny, or "just right". Sometimes really ghetto people will wear jeans that are exceptionally baggy... these people often get shot for doing dumb things like carrying marijuana, heroin, oxycontin, crack-cocaine, etc. in their JEANS. A jean is so ubiquitious that babies have often times replaced their teddy bears with a jean. Now babies all across the world sleep heavenly as they grasp tightly onto their jean.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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